Jessicaism 

Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.

The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.

Jessicaism by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008

Jessicaism 

A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year

For example:

" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"

A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.

Jessicaism by Queen Crone December 31, 2018

jessicas mountain 

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

jessicas mountain by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008

JessicaSlumberParty 

Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews.com

Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.

JessicaSlumberParty by hansmuff August 30, 2007

jessicasian 

jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.

trevor hit the car in front of him as he drooled over two jessicasians walking by on the sidewalk.

jessicasian by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

jessicasexual 

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw.

“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual.”

jessicasexual by Lexiearizonaamelialoveu January 16, 2021

jessicasexual 

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw
“I can’t stop staring at pictures of Derek Shepherd. I must be dereksexual.”

“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual

jessicasexual by Lexiearizonaamelialoveu January 16, 2021