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i'd throw it in the two hole 

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.
Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

s'd in the b 

"We are s'd in the b!" yelled Detective Jacob Peralta to his fellow colleagues.

~ Brooklyn Nine Nine
s'd in the b by hera.g January 27, 2018

f'd in the a 

To be failed in the assessment. It may happen if one does not A the Q (answer the question) on the AP US History Exam.
You better A the Q, or you'll be f'd in the a.
f'd in the a by apushgod March 23, 2017

D in the M 

Person 1: I'm going to shove my D, right in your M
Person 2: Sweet, D in the M...Alrighttttt.
D in the M by KiingNadaa January 3, 2009

F'd in the pants! 

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"