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barrel ass 

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass
I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!
barrel ass by friarsams May 2, 2005

Barrel Ass 

Typically anyone considered too obese to be cast as a contestant on Jeopardy!
"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."
Barrel Ass by anonymous March 27, 2024

Bottom of the Barrel Trash Bag Ass Bitch

Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.
Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel 

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

barrel-assing 

Going ridiculously fast, preferably down hill.
So i was on my sled, right, and i was barrel-assing down the hill...

or

Woah.. did you see that Viper go barrel-assing past us?
barrel-assing by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

Barrel Assing 

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.
"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."