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fut champs 

aids, makes you want to die in a hole
Why isn’t John at school today?
He was playing Fut Champs this weekend
fut champs by JohnHarryBoi December 22, 2019

Champs Charter Highschool 

Champs Charter High is essentially a sad groups of misfit druggies, weaboos, and kids who weren't accepted into LAHCSA. About 80% of the schools population is highly addicted to nicotine and listens to lil peep or some shitty underground band that makes them believe they are unique and an outsider to the rest of the world, which in reality they're just some kid trying to be edgy.
Girl: Wtf, do you see those kids in the corner snorting xanax?
Boy: Oh ya, those are just Champs Charter Highschool kids doing their thing.
A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.
Clamps by Shed1 June 23, 2019

champs a sleazy 

What real Parisian anglophones call what the French consider to be the World's Most Beautiful Avenue, otherwise known as "Les Champs Elysees".

The Champs a Sleazy is a place tourists never want to miss when they visit Paris because it seems to represent everything that's really French. It's crowded and dirty. There are expensive shops everywhere that no one can afford, mysterious offices and apartments that only sex fiends would live in, fast food restaurants of all descriptions and most unknown to Americans, you can't heard yourself speak, it's sometimes fatally dangerous, and it leads from the monument to Napoleon, France's greatest and of course ultimately defeated dictator, to the even more ignominous Place de la Concorde, which of course has seen some of the most repugnant bloodshed in history, notably the regicidal beheadings of Louis the XVI, Marie-Antoinette and countless other victims.
"Thank God for the Champs a Sleazy. If it weren't there, Paris would be even more unlivable!"

"I wanna go to the Champs a Sleazy and jam scam some Russian tourist girls."
champs a sleazy by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
to have your shat clamped
Friend 1:"I had to shell out infi yesterday night cause my teammates kept punting. Got my fucking clampshat"
Friend 2:"Fucking clampshat..."
clampshat by Forgefey February 28, 2010

Fut Champs 

One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.
Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks

Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs
Fut Champs by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022