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Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.
"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."
soyence by RayBidd May 11, 2021
Related Words
'Soumen' is a Bengali male name, which means 'Best(King) among the beautiful people'.'Soumen' is derived from 'Soumendra' which is obtained by joining of two words : 'Soumya'(means Beautiful) and 'Indra'(means The Greatest, The King).
My name is Soumen.
Soumen by soum91 June 30, 2011

soylent cola 

A fictional drink featured in Futurama.

An obvious parody of Soylent Green, as it's made out of people.
Philip J. Fry (talking about Slurm): What if the secret ingredient is... People!?
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
soylent cola by Hogtree Octovish December 9, 2008

soumendra 

Soumendra means legend.he is greater than everyone.he has created this world.he is admired by many people.he never brags about himself
I am soumendra (I am a legend)
soumendra by Legend peas May 2, 2018

soylent green 

The title of a (great) sci-fi film starring Charlton "from my cold dead hands" Heston, made in 1973.

The name comes from a combination of 'soy' and 'lentils'.

The film was (loosely) based on an anti-contraception novel, called 'Make Room! Make Room!', by Harry Harrison.

It is, of course, famously made from people.
New, Soylent Green!
Now with more girls!

Also available in Red, and Yellow.
soylent green by Rize March 11, 2004

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Climactic phrase from the Charlton Heston film.
Usually shouted at random in a bar or restaurant, very melodramatically.
Guy1: Hey man, you want to grab some chow?

Guy2: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE