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Matthew Tedford 

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

Thetford Mines

A small city where everyone knows everyone, where there's rock piles everywhere, where's there's always snow, where it's always cold.

Small english Comunity lives there.

Abestos mining.
Person#1: Wanna go to Thetford Mines?

Person #2: Where the fu** is that?!
Thetford Mines by DEATHCAUSECHEESE January 22, 2012

Thetford 

A town, where all inhabitants are illegaly claiming disability benefit from the gouverment, and also have a range of animal like facial features.
Teenager A: "Hey bro, i cant believe your sister has a walking stick now, she was running alright last night when i chased her down the street."

Teenager B: "What do you expect dude we live in Thetford, its how we do things here."
Thetford by Thetford's King June 30, 2011
i wish my last name was tedford because then i would be the best
Tedford by Nicklenick June 17, 2008

Mia Tedford

Mia Tedford is so pretty. Her eyes are very pretty. She dates alot of boys in the time. She is a very loyal person. She cares about everything. She is very sarcastic and never will say anything rude in a sarcastic way. Mia Tedford will say the truth to the annoying people that want to be friends with her. If you are annoying change if you meet a Mia Tedford.
Mia Tedford is so pretty and nice. I love her eyes.
Mia Tedford by Mia Tedford June 11, 2018