samilo 

when someone is a samilo they break into someones house at night time, they tape the family to the wall and then start raping them while the taped people cannot do anything, samilo then leaves the house and lets the family die

Urgh samilo taped us to the wall and now is gonna let us die!

samilo by PewPewshots November 18, 2017

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

SAMIDOT 

Short for Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst; the greatest rap song of all time

"That guy is bawling his eyes out, he must be listening to SAMIDOT."

SAMIDOT by crip killa 7615 April 27, 2021

drunken sailor 

What shall we do with him?

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016

hey sailor 

Hey Sailor is a gay catcall indicating the caller is prowling for quick gay street sex.

Boys, just wear assless chaps down Castro Street yelling "HEY SAILOR" and the hunks will come to you!

hey sailor by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Sailor Jerry Fucked 

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

Sailor Jerry Fucked by Ect813 March 10, 2011

Dan Samiljan Rule 

Pronunciation: Dan Sameelyan Rool Any policy or technology used by a website or other organization designed to prevent users from changing information previously entered (typically personal information).

So named for Dan Samiljan, who as a piece of web-based performance art changed his listed birthday to the current date for 43 days in a row on facebook, before facebook administrators caught on and implemented restrictions requiring him and anyone else from that point on to explain why they want to change their birthday.

"After my girlfriend threw a flipped her wig at me for posting the wrong anniversary date, I tried to go back and change it. Apparently the site has got some kind of Dan Samiljan rule though, and it wouldn't let me change it.

Dan Samiljan Rule by Mak Leto February 4, 2010