Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
Town in South Yorkshire. Stereotyped and judged as a bad place by most people who have not even been there.
Friendly people with a broad yorkshire accent, sometimes hard to understand with their slang.
Surrounded by countryside and offers a lot of historical buildings etc.
Famous for its mines and movies such as brassed off and kes.
Home to the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band.