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Hegewisch 

The safest, cleanest & greatest neighborhood in Chicago. Hegewisch is where East Side people move to when they finally realize that their pathetic little lives are shit.
Person 1: I can't believe I've lived like this for so long! I'm getting the fuck out of the East Side!
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
Hegewisch by SithMaggot November 22, 2015
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Hegewisch 

The smelliest, dirtiest, and dumbest part of Chicago.
Hegewisch wishes it was as cool as the East Side
Hegewisch by Big Chief April 21, 2005
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Hegewisch 

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.
hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.
Hegewisch by jackass April 22, 2005

Hegewisch 

A suburb near Indiana. Has many break ins and liberal people. Many feminists also. Gas and smokes are cheap so that’s cool eh?
Oh my god. I’m going to throw a sick banger in Hegewisch next week.
Hegewisch by Jroc Smokey January 21, 2019

hedgewitch 

A Hedge-witch or Hedge-Rider is a Woman or a Man who is consciously blended with his or her Higher Consciousness...Inner God/Goddess...Source Energy...Much like a Channel or Medium as those terms would apply a flow of Consciousness, however, the Hedge-Witch or Hedge-Rider will only flow energy from their "Source Energy Family", not from anything or anyone out in the Universe. They should not be confused with Green Witches, Kitchen Witches or any other tradition because their forte is not gardening or cooking, but channeling Wisdom and guidance from the non-physical.
Hedge Witch, Rider, Between the Worlds or Hedges, Multi-Consciousness, Universal Energy, Channel, Source Energy, Powerful, healer, Hedgewitch