crutonic 

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

crutonic by Sianipants August 8, 2008

de-crutonification

The process of weaving crutons back together, thus creating a a whole piece of bread.

Jimmy is an engineer of de-crutonification and he works at the Christie Cookie Factory.

de-crutonification by Matthew Zwick September 5, 2004

Cretonic

An adjective for the word "cretin".

The action Shane made was absolutely cretonic.

Cretonic by baconnot June 8, 2021

Croutonic Plague 

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

Croutonic Plague by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022