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The sexual practice of inserting apples into one's rectum or vaginal cavity. In some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one's sexual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one's body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to sexual partners. Besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.
After John tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to crap out a giant apple. It also gave him a pink sock.
appling by eljakeo April 11, 2005
the act of having sex. And the result is baby shiny apples.
Hey yo we totally got caught appling last night when my parents got home.
appling by the mother goose February 28, 2009
Someone possessing a repeated pattern of lying and using pathological narcissistic tendencies to control conquests. Keeps conquests in isolation to prevent being found out. Flaunts money to make up for other vast deficiencies. Prefers nonverbal communication and herbal remedies to help justify actions.
Rick can't seem stop lying to women, what an Appling.
the act of managing or running Apple Inc.
"We'd be so much better at appling than Tim Cook."
appling by thateuphokid July 6, 2022
Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.
Appling by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023
If someone 'Apples', is 'Appling' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.
Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much appling?!'
Appling by athyena July 18, 2024