Assymilation 

noun

1. A process defined by the stupidity of half an entire nation, fed by ever changing mass media, marked by the Historic 21st century United States Presidential race. Thus, yielding two candidates opposite in every visual way, making a spoiled nation turn upon their own neighbors.

2. The process where people fight about social injustices by performing those same injustices upon their opposition.

Synonym: Facebook Warrior

I stopped talking to my Uncle because of all this assymilation.

Related: Mike and Jenny are fighting again, they're such Facebook Warriors.

Assymilation by Mr. V the og October 9, 2017

Reverse Assimilation 

The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.

Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."

Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."

Reverse Assimilation by TradWaman March 6, 2019

assimilation 

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population; distinct from integration in that it implies a loss of cultural identity and ultimately of individuality. Usually relates to the pressure on immigrants to conform to the expectations of the mass culture in their new country. More recently applied to the aggressive subjugation of races by the Borg, and hence to a person joining a large faceless group of stupid people.

"Bad news; she bought the Avril album. Her assimilation is complete."

assimilation by shoggoth August 11, 2003

assumination 

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

assumination by Tze612 June 9, 2016

assimilation by the Borg 

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

assimilation by the Borg by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

assimilation 

(1)The act of being assimilated; usually by the Borg. Or, (2)the absorbtion of a foreign body into a living being.

(1) This is the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctions to our own. You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
or (2) I assimilated that bullet you shot me in the leg with.

assimilation by Paragon February 21, 2005

oxygen assimilation 

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

oxygen assimilation by Guido1 March 6, 2008