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blue meanies 

A highly potent strand of psychedelic mushrooms, named after the characters in the Beatles movie Yellow Submarine.
Those blue meanies make you trip balls.
blue meanies by BahLLama April 2, 2008

The Screamin' Meanies 

A very harsh case of diarrhea where one will sit on a toilet for an extended period of time while what feels like flames shoot out of one's rectum, esp. after eating exceptionally spicy food.
Dude 1: Where's Steve, I haven't seen him since yesterday.

Dude 2: He's probably sitting on the john with a case of The Screamin' Meanies.

eat the meaties 

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."
eat the meaties by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

screaming green meanies

A synonym for Beer....i swear to god.
i'm not lying.
screaming green meanies by eves August 4, 2006

Assho-meanies 

When you begin to accidentally say asshole in front of your parents, trying to catch it at the last minute. Singular: assho-meany.
"All of these people are assho-meanies."

"That guy is such an assho-meany"

The Meaties 

When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.
Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.
The Meaties by Burakarmiashu February 15, 2022