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Impacted Penis 

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.
Impacted Penis by dysangel March 8, 2009

impacted fist twirl 

where u sit on fist and spin faster than a twirling mary go round
damn nigga the wya she impacted fist twirl me was faster than that horsey

honkai impacted 

When a major character gets killed off in the story canon but remains playable coined from the game honkai impact
Oh yeah i love Venti from genshin impact but im afraid hes going to be honkai impacted

Justice-impacted individuals

Only in liberal California do you call jailed criminals justice-impacted individuals. In the rest of regular society we call them incarcerated inmates.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026