Dank God
Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP) by Proxy November 15, 2016
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Dank Meme God
this is a type of god(or goddess) with the ability to make dank memes. usually seen when believed in.. (they float around outer space and on other planets too!)
Dank Meme God by ViviKimono August 31, 2017
god of dank
a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. For those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the Doctor, Doctor Weed.
Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.
Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?
Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.
Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?
Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK
god of dank by The Man o' Misterioso December 17, 2013