shnankle 

a shnankle is your best friend soulmate, you were destined to be friends

"bethanie is my shnankle"

shnankle by ShrekIsDefining August 26, 2017

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.

'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).

Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

shankles 

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.

guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!

shankles by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008

shankle 

shankle- the part of the body where the shin meets the ankle.

My shankle hurts from playing too much soccer.

I think I've pulled my shankle from rolling my toes so much in marching band.

The winner of the butt kicking contest is the person with the dirtiest shankle.

shankle by trumpoeh October 13, 2011

shnackled

to completly lose one's acustommed sensory perceptions with on psychedelic drugs.

Bob was so shnackled he was conversing with spirits in other dimensions after he consumed nine 900 micrograms of LSD-25.

shnackled by the shnackledheadaded one June 6, 2004