al giordano 

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

al giordano by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Al Giordano 

A living, breathing corncob.

He's actually using Urban Dictionary to try and prove his point? He just went full "Al Giordano."

Al Giordano by BadFaithArgumentspalooza February 19, 2018