blerk 

Used at the end of a sentence when you realise that the person you're explaining something to just isn't going to understand.

"An elastic scattering process with incoming particles which displace the out going particles with the combined forces... arrh blerk"

blerk by Fuzzy April 10, 2005

blerk 

To vomit quickly, and oftentimes secretly, to avoid disclosing the fact that one needed to throw up.

This can be done for a number of reasons:

1. To hide the fact that one is sick
2. To hide the fact that one has had too much to drink at a party
3. To hide the fact that one is throwing up down the back of a friend or enemy's shirt

What is that smell? Awww...! I wonder who blerked on me...

blerk by Mr. Nauti June 19, 2010

Blerk 

To blerk

I'm blerking off

Blerk by Blerker February 17, 2023

Blerk 

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".

I just blerked right in your FACE!

Blerk by Ash May 29, 2003

blerk 

to fart, shit, and spew simultaneously

I don't think I'll be able to go out tonight..I have a bad case of the blerk.

blerk by bambamthankyamaam April 5, 2015

Blerk 

When your girl starts to yerk your wiener but she begins to take her menstrual blood and put it into your mouth. She then proceeds to gargle the blood with your dick in her mouth as bubbles begin to pour out. After she spits the Semen and blood into your face as you smile.

Hey baby what do you want to do tonight

Well I’m on my period

Put the blood in your mouth and sick my dick, let’s blerk.

Blerk by anonymous May 15, 2024

Blerk 

A "Blerk" is someone or something that is so

your so blerk

Blerk by gugir April 24, 2025