crunches 

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

crunches by bmoc November 9, 2003

crunches 

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

crunches by g to the ill February 18, 2005

water crunches 

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.

Water crunches are tasty!

water crunches by varunvora December 1, 2016

O-crunches 

Somewhat inadvertent "crunches," or quick contractions of the abdomen, that some women perform during orgasm; especially during multiple orgasms.

Alternatively known to as "O-sit-ups."

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" Tami cried during her "workout." She was too lazy to get up, put on spandex, lie on the floor, and do actual crunches, and preferred instead to stay in bed while Josh gave her o-crunches.

O-crunches by magicalunicornfucker August 22, 2012

Honey crunches of goats 

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your [hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

Honey crunches of goats by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

Rectal Crunches 

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

Rectal Crunches by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Creamy Crunches 

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

Creamy Crunches by sci-isms May 26, 2025