BAIDS 

Anything that sucks, but is still "Better than AIDS". BAIDS is the natural counterpart to WAIDS, which is anything "Worse than AIDS."

Chupa: Did you actually sleep with that bogan?

Loopa: Uh... maybe...

Chupa: You totally just landed yourself a nasty case of BAIDS.

BAIDS by hoe dee doe December 27, 2011

BAIDS 

Better than AIDS. This applies to almost anything, since AIDS is pretty bad.

Go wash your hands. You probably picked up some BAIDS on the way home.

I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.

BAIDS by Joe McGoat June 2, 2010

baids 

It's Butt AIDS. Try not to catch it, it hurts like fuck.

If you don't leave my sisters alone, Imma gonna give you BAIDS!!!

baids by Rental December 15, 2006

baids 

Beaver Aids, Usualy contracted from having sex with a beaver or eating one.

Hiker 1: You Shouldnt Eat That.
Hiker 2: STFU. Its My Beaver
Hiker 1: Okayy whatever when you get BAIDS dont come crying to me.
Two years later Hiker 2 died of BAIDS.

baids by Jaynen July 13, 2007

Baids 

Super black aids in your dick hole

Wow my baids hurt

Baids by Metallicsum6 September 26, 2017

baids 

the kind of aids that you get through a blood transfusion.

it is similar to Gaids and Naids but not as bad.

After Jonny had that blood transfusion years ago he contracted baids, they had not screened to blood properly, how unfortunate

baids by Jasmin Gartner May 18, 2005

BAIDS 

Acronym for Butt AIDS A highly virulent variant of AIDS which is transmitted on SIGHT. The virus then enters your colon and within two months results in you turning into a dinosaur.

Carter: Hey, did you hear that Jon contracted BAIDS?

Wei-Shin: No shit? How's he doing?

Carter: He's a dinosaur now, so...

BAIDS by Anismus Prime September 30, 2012