hangnesia 

When your mindfuck of a hangover subsides and you decide to go out again like nothing happened.

roommate: "How are you going out tn? You were openly weeping about yr hangover 2 hours ago."
you: "Indian food and hangnesia, that was then."

hangnesia by mittchomsky April 18, 2017

Changnesia 

Noun|Origin: Greek/Chinese

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.

"I know he was a terrible man but you have to feel a bit sorry for him, he suffered Changnesia."

Changnesia by TeePee March 25, 2013

Bangnesia 

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

Bangnesia by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

hamnesia 

Purposely forgetting the fat guy/girl you fu*ked the night before.

"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."

hamnesia by SkipperJones March 14, 2009

Hamnesia 

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

Hamnesia by Schniby February 8, 2010

hamnesia 

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.

Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.

hamnesia by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

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