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Licking a near and dear friends asshole clean
Follow me to the bathroom and I can give you the grit in the big stall.
The grit by gritlover3000 February 10, 2026

knit the grit

The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.
Before we can get this document finished, we'll need to knit the grit about the details.
knit the grit by HeySuz October 17, 2010

holding the grit 

We was holding the grit today on the job site
holding the grit by Solar tl November 2, 2017

off the gritz 

Adj. Someone that frequently says or does things that are absurd. Or, something said or done that has no correlating thought process to it.
"Yo, Mattson says some real off the gritz things." "My man is off the gritz."
off the gritz by Wolf Predtor7 December 22, 2020

hit the gritty 

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.
After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.
hit the gritty by WelpToo October 26, 2022

in the grits 

Colloquial, Southern, high on marijuana, stoned, blazed
"Sorry, I have no idea what's going on, I'm in the grits"
in the grits by DarkTomatoGod November 5, 2018