Wilfong 

A guy who's a true loser. This guy sucks at life and you never wanna be around him

"Look at that stupid Wilfong over there."

Wilfong by kinvara5 December 21, 2015

Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

Jacob Wilfong by Lipid January 7, 2022

Wilfing 

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.

Wilfing by Memasa December 24, 2008

Wilfing 

Bringing up a random a topic or subject for no damn rhyme or reason.

Clayton: Grace texted me and was like "I'm getting in the shower" and i'm like "Can I get in with you"
Me: Wilfing

Wilfing by Shady Brady August 30, 2012

wildong 

larissas shit autocorrect

the brain is wildong today!
wildong
FUCK

wilding

stupid autocorrect

wildong by boyardes March 27, 2022

Wilfing 

Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.

Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.

Wilfing by Jackinthebox52 February 15, 2024