Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
A man weighing 580lbs and 5 foot 2, he lives in the bayou and is married to a cow named bessy. He drives a power chair with a 500 hemi attached to it. The next Messiah and hates all illegal immigrants (wetties in particular). Loves to eat at a shack called Roscotts. Skeet can block bullets and tear people apart in seconds.