telephonical 

to be a part of something, like a group or something, only by telephone.

I am part of your gang telephonically, because I talk to your friends on the phone.

telephonical by Anna Trikyon August 25, 2008

Telephonically 

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

Telephonically by BeccaMarieee December 9, 2008

Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

Telephonic relief by Felicity Church June 5, 2009

telephonic jihad 

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

telephonic jihad by Bubba-that guy February 11, 2010

Telephonians 

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

Telephonians by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

telephically transmited desease

When one has phone sex and they get some sort of desease.

Chloe: Hailey your going to get telephically transmited desease after all this phone sex
Hailey: I think I have a yeast infection?

telephically transmited desease by Clodoh July 19, 2009

Telephonic Irish Goodbye 

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

Telephonic Irish Goodbye by Lordblanco August 12, 2024