battended

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.

"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"

battended by Robyn & Rachel March 17, 2005

Bartenderita 

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

Salt My Dish, Bartender by Memein April 18, 2017

battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

battered sav by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

Salt My Dish, Bartender by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

battered 

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

battered by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

resting bartender face 

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

resting bartender face by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017