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subahole 

The person driving the Subaru in front of you, most typically found in and around Boulder Colorado, carefully monitoring their speed to be driving 10 mph less than the posted speed limit such that the faux golden retriever mutt that they picked up at the Humane Society doesn’t get car sick after its recent canine acupuncture treatment. A Subahole} can also be found parked indefinitely at stoplights because of their inability to move their foot from the brake petal to the accelerator before the light turns red again; caused by the confusion of the incoherent rhythms of the Phish song playing on their car stereo. This phenomenon has resulted in the common bumper sticker: “Boulder, Colorado: An Asshole Who Can’t Drive in Every Subaru”.
We will never get there on time, there are just too many Subaholes on the road today.
subahole by napalona zając June 5, 2016
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"I'm still drunk at work after drinking champagne all night and watching the Scooby Doo movie. SMUAH"
smuah by crimby September 21, 2019
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Sabah is a wonderful girl always caring about others and trying to do her best. She never thinks about herself and always enjoys her time with friends apart from when they upset her. She tries her best to impress and is the most hilarious and friendly person ever. She is nonstop thinking positive and again HILARIOUS! She is an outstandingly beautiful angel and as smart as a calculator and dictionary! If you’ve come across a Sabah tell her you love her and forever appreciate her. Protect with everything you’ve got she is legend.
You see that girl

Yea

Her name is Sabah

She is hilarious and so pretty

IKR
Sabah by Honey321 June 16, 2019
sabah is a wonderful girl with a great personality. She’s so beautiful. But she’s insecure about how she looks. She tries her best to look good when she’s already fantastic. She’s such a caring person and the sweetest person you’ll know. She won’t say a word when she’s upset and would still put a smile on her face. If you know anyone with a sabah name don’t let go. Don’t be stupid !
sabah is so beautiful.
Sabah by #smile! April 17, 2019
Sabaha is a lovely girl who doesn’t know it and always tries to better herself even though she is already perfect. She is fun-loving, goofy, and very popular amongst her friends. Sabaha is very organized in everything she does but need to better herself at listening to directions. An active, funny, smart, and competitive girl, you would be honoured to have one in your life.
“Sabaha, did you eat my snacks?”
“Maybe...”
Of course you did, you’re Sabaha.”
Sabaha by Heeeheeeeee September 7, 2020

smaht ass 

Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !
"Shannon is so funny, she's just a big smaht ass"
smaht ass by HussainArain August 30, 2016
Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht!
smaht by Bostonian508 May 21, 2011