fondle stripe 

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

fondle stripe by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

Fondle Sac 

Better known as FonDuLac, WI.

Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.

Fondle Sac by MKizzle May 4, 2006

Fondle the Schlongle 

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

Fondle the Schlongle by Schlongle January 19, 2018

Devil's Fondue 

The act of dipping your penis in chilli sauce and then someone licking it off.

She said she is in the mood for some devil's Fondue tonight!

Devil's Fondue by RunTheWord June 3, 2025

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler 

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) 

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025