UPS syndrome

Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.

Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.

UPS syndrome by QuacksO August 29, 2017

upsyndrome 

1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.

"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down with a bout of up-syndrome."

"...It really sucks having your upsyndrome flair up at a gay bar..."

We always thought Susie was weird, then the truth reared its ugly little head -- out of her pants when she was diagnosed with up-syndrome!"

5:00 News Headline:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome -- are two penises better than one?"

upsyndrome by PetShelterPimp May 13, 2005

upsyndrome 

having so much down syndrome that you dont even know what is going on. you must have a lot of downs to be able to get upsyndrome. this is a very rare but life threating disease. but by having upsyndrome you are automatically a playa.

guy 1: is that an upsyndrome over there!?
guy 2: duh. he is so dumb. but he is a boss at the same time.
guy 1: word.

upsyndrome by wordmang222 December 15, 2010