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high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
high schooled by CTFD2 October 2, 2011
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high schooled out 

When a high school kid tricks out his inadequate car (usually a cheap Asian import but is not limited to crappy domestic and European cars) to make it look and sound like it is fast when really it’s slow and sounds like a lawn mower on steroids. This is often done because they cannot obtain a real performance car because of the lack of funds. High schooling out includes a big oversized spoiler, large exhaust pipes, stupid performance stickers, and a John Deere intake kit for that high performance lawnmower sound.
"Hey, did you guys check out Timmy's wheels?" "Yes, its really high schooled out!"

high schoolerish

saying things or acting in a manner that was acceptable while you were attending high school, but now is not so acceptable.
Anna kept using LOL in her messages and I thought that was so high schoolerish.
high schoolerish by SierraStud February 17, 2009

High Schoolers 

High Schoolers: Teens who attend high school. Only it's more than that. High Schoolers have gone through the growing up of elementary school, the awkwardness of middle school, and are now pathfinding in high school. This shit's hard. Not a single kid has everything figured out. High school is the time for kids to discover themselves. Sometimes this means they will drink, smoke, wake up hungover, stay out until 2 am, hook up with people who they have no future with, and so fucking much more. But you can't blame them. They are just trying to figure out what their point is on this hell hole, what to stay away from, and what to keep doing. They will be depressed. Because hormones. You will see these teens falling in love with people who you would never expect to see them with. Don't fuck with them about it. They know what they're doing and love is inexplainable. If you sat down for just a second to remember your high school years, you'd soon realize you had the same rebellious feelings that High Schoolers do. Just let them live their lives. Let them make the most of it. Because you're only young for so long. Now is the time to learn.
"Stupid High Schoolers throwing that party next door! They should be studying hard."
"Yeah but you were that dumb once too, right?"
High Schoolers by obawsome November 27, 2017

high schoolers 

misunderstood and a highly complicated group of immature teenagers in a higher education standard, but do not seem to take the option, who live by their standards no matter if or when rules apply. popular names for these group of kids are hooligans, juveniles, brats, etc.
"mark, who stole the mailbox again?"

" ugh, its those damn high schoolers down the road. i oughta call the cops on them. "

" oh dont bother, there just some rotten kids."
high schoolers by jacque. December 18, 2008

high schooler 

Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.
After a year of dating the girl he met in church, Charlie got tired of nothing but the high schooler and quit talking to her.
high schooler by Big Droz June 23, 2009

High schooler 

High schooler by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016