lawerenzo

He smokes penis for a living

Wow he sucks penis alot he must be a Lawerenzo

lawerenzo by Idk :)))) December 25, 2016

Jennifer Lawerenceing 

To fall gracefully up a flight of stairs in front of a large audience

"Hey did you see that girl Jennifer Lawerenceing the other day?"

Jennifer Lawerenceing by Elle Adams April 8, 2015

Lawrenson

In the days of words losing their ferosity and power to upset it has been decided that a new word is needed as a step up from the former unmentionable, cunt. After an extensive survey the word that has been settled on is Lawrenson. This choice is inspired by the extreme unpopularity of the BBC football (soccer) pundit Mark Lawrenson.

"So young man why did you stamp on this former man's testicles until they were nought but a bloodied plup?"
"Well your honour he called me a 'Lawrenson', I simply had to defend my honour against such a slur."
"Indeed, well I've heard enough, I find in favour of the defendant on grounds of massive provocation, furthermore I rule that the prosecution should pay the defendant £5.20 enough to buy some shoe cleaner."
From the court transcript of the Ant Vs Dec trial of January 2008

Lawrenson by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

lawrenz

Cute,loyal,commonly introvert, dependent, attractive and loving

Lawrenz is very attractive

lawrenz by Serana June 9, 2021

Sammy Lawerence 

The best character of all time. He’s from bendy and the ink machine and he’s that one that tries to kidnap you

“Who’s your favorite character in Batim?”
“Sammy Lawerence.. obviously?”
“Oh, of course!”

Sammy Lawerence by Rui’s Wife February 12, 2022

Larenzo 

a very large person either phiscally or mentally usually loved super sexy maybe even the sexiest ever some cant handle his awesome

1:hey did you see larenzo

2:yeah
1: you know

3: what are we talking about

1:larenzo
3:damn i know right

Larenzo by yhmmm February 5, 2010

laurenzo 

Laurenzo is a g.He is Asian.
He loves kimchi pollo.his friends are retarded just like him.he is very special

Laurenzo is a fucking retard biotchessss.
Suck kimchi Pollo biotchessss

laurenzo by UnknownGayperson May 19, 2018