retarted fuck 

your fucking retarded!

why would you do that you retarted fuck?

retarted fuck by CummingGilinsky January 3, 2017

retarded fuck

GOOGLE.COM

Google.com is an enormous retarded fuck.

retarded fuck by your. real. name. December 24, 2010

retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

Fuck Retarded

When someone is so incomprehensibly fucking stupid; any thing they say or do warrants this title.

Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"

Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."

Fuck Retarded by JMY87 September 15, 2011

Retarded as fuck

Someone extremely dumb that knows fucking nothing

Alex: john you are retarded as fuck you dumb bitch

Retarded as fuck by WellDonePrussia August 8, 2021

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded by Beam beam coming home June 18, 2023

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..

Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

retarded fuckchild by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005