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Lemon Tea 

The art of urinating in a females mouth and thereafter dipping your ballsack into the mouth. Possibly to cure a minor illness e.g the flu.
Gerry: Man, my girlfriends had such a bad case of flu recently, it sucks man.

Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.

Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.
Lemon Tea by brfczander November 12, 2010
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Lemon Tea 

1. A very good artist that goes by Lemon Tea on Amino

2. Tea with the presumable taste of Lemon

3. Tea with a Lemon on the side

4. A very hot being and/or goddess
1. Lemon Tea is really good!

2. This Lemon Tea is Delicious

3. I don't really like the Lemon on my Lemon Tea

4. God, Id kill to fuck Lemon Tea.
Lemon Tea by Lemons Thighs February 8, 2019

lemon_tEa 

Omg!! Did you see lemon_tEa today?? They made me suck their toes!
lemon_tEa by Lemon_tEa October 3, 2021

Bitter Lemon Tea 

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."
Bitter Lemon Tea by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016

Peat Lemon Tea 

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.
Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?
Peat Lemon Tea by The Mads November 24, 2020

Ice Lemon Tea

If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people
Pov: You named your Clement Ice Lemon Tea

Lemon Tek tea 

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice
That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚