Fuckening 

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens

Oh here is it the fuckening

Fuckening by Animelover222 October 5, 2018

Fuckening 

The commencing of getting royally fucked

Let the fuckening begin

Fuckening by Pisces2282 May 10, 2014

fuckening 

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

fuckening by Watcher of Your Highness May 9, 2011

fuckening 

first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.

ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!

fuckening by beefsmith May 25, 2011

Fuckening 

A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.

We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.

Fuckening by darkpixie November 2, 2016

fuckening 

Fuckening is the ritualized taking of someone's virginity to become a more powerful being. It is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.

Brad: Hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
Ned: Julie and I took part in a fuckening last night I feel great!
Brad: HIGH-FIVE!

fuckening by Sebastian Steelflex October 20, 2014

fuckening 

When the sex you're having ends with a disappointing twist

I engaged in sexual relations with a young dame when unfortunately it transpired to be a fuckening

fuckening by twelveofaces September 30, 2016