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flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

constantina 

the most beautiful and wonderful greek girl you will ever meet. she has the best personality and is sweet heartwarming girl. she is so gorgeous that all men are attracted to her. has bangingg boddy and is a living and breathing greek goddess. she is overall the most beautiful and amazing girl in the whole enitre universe.
who's that sexaaayy thanng?

OH thats Constantina!
constantina by anonymous7456789 September 29, 2011

contadine 

is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.

Pronounced: con tuh deen ay
Gondoliers: Signorine io tammo!
Contadine: Contadine Siamo :(
contadine by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008

constantin 

the sweetest smartest sexiest guy on earth. more likely than not, is greek. if you've got a constantin, thank your lucky stars...let him know...and never let him go :)

also goes by constantinos, kostas, and dinos.
"oh my God, stop jumping around, woman...did you win the lottery?" :/
"no! i'm in love!" :D
"wow...you've fallen hard for that dude." :o
"i couldn't help it!... he's a constantin." :)
constantin by ~sparrow~ March 14, 2011

constantinos

Greek Orthodox Name for males.
Name mostly used in Greece and Cyprus
My name is Constantinos Christodoulou from Cyprus