Grut 

A period of time where the Game Grumps are in a rut. Also known as the excrement of a dolphin after he's jizzed and bled.

"Yea the Game Grumps new episode was kind of lacking, I think they might be in a grut."

"Oh my god! Did you see that dolphin at Sea World grut everywhere?!?"

Grut by Gamfel Garsh April 17, 2013

grut 

Marijuana. Also known as drugs. You smoke them.

How did we smoke an ounce of grut that quickly?! I guess we should buy another...

grut by Royer September 10, 2003

grut 

1. weed
2. the embodyment of the spirit in every individual named grut

Lets grut!
Got grut
Lets smoke some grut

grut by Boolian September 10, 2003

Grut 

UK word, from the Bristol/South-West region

Ere mate, shazzer had the smelliest grut ever.

Grut by anon June 18, 2006

grut 

generally nourishing food that has gruel-like qualities and an unappetizing appearance, undefineable origin and flavor, texture as oatmeal or porridge, and usually prepared in mass-quantities appropriate to an institutional enviromnent.

After living on the same grut everyday, the prisoners had lost their sense of taste and would eat anything served to them.

grut by Alx May 16, 2004

grut 

A mixture of a grape and a nut. Either a grape inside of a nut, or a nut inside of a grape. Usually either grapes are inserted into pistachio shells, or almonds or cashews are inserted into the center of a grape, but a true grut is any heterogeneous mixture of grapes and nuts.

Person A: "I'm really hungry, but all I have are some grapes and nuts. What should I do?"

Person B: "Don't worry. Insert the grape into the pistachio nut shells, and eat them. It's called a grut. They're really good."

Person A: "What else could I do with them."

Person B: "Well you can also take an almond or cashew and insert it into the center of the grape. Then you can eat it. That's another form of the grut..."

grut by grutking December 4, 2010

grut 

bad; dirty; generally unpleasant.

The weather was really grut today.
I felt really grut after those 10 pints of London Pride.

grut by Richard Plank January 12, 2004