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fart fan 

n.

1. the ventilating fan in the restroom that you turn on while you poop.
"make sure to turn on the fart fan when you're in there!"
fart fan by Christopher Garza February 4, 2005

Fart fan 

A creepy-ass piece of plastic in most bathrooms that is commonly loud, rattles alot, and is generally a waste of electricity. The only use they truly have is to be destroyed and have it’s remains thrown into a dumpster.
That goddamned fart fan caught the house on fire!
I’m scared of that thing please don’t turn it on!

fart fan 

A practical joke in which the trickster places a fan, typically oscillating, near the person to be tricked. The trickster then walks by and farts into the fan thus blowing a not so fresh breeze of ass stink all over the victim.
When your mother comes over we'll have to give her a fart fan.
fart fan by Clint Warren June 14, 2007

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.
Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

Fart Fanning 

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.
John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
Fart Fanning by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

fart fanugan 

Somebody who farts on an hourly basis and is proud of their terrible smell.
My boyfriend is such a fart fanugan! He's marinating in his smell.
fart fanugan by FartFanugan1 April 27, 2014