bladder 

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

bladder by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

bladder 

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

bladder by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

Bladder 

Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.

I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.

Bladder by AwesomeSauceGeek October 22, 2016

bladder 

the bag of piss in your body

idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?

bladder by master_of_all_pervz March 25, 2007

Bladder 

To pee

I have to bladder.

Bladder by fishyfishyfishy September 28, 2009

Bladder 

The thing that holds you pee.

Ally: man I have a small bladder I like gotta go pee alot! Nora: oof I have a huge bladder I go like once a.day

Bladder by Bellaire September 19, 2020

Bladder Boner 

An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.

Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours

Bladder Boner by Dino Susan December 25, 2009