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Tit-Matized
The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008
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matted asshair
the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012
matted hit
when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.
usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.
usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.
matted hit by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018
Tootsie-Matized
Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.
Tootsie-Matized by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010
mattied
When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.
Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.