Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?

Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.

A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.

Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.

I LOVE Shia LaBeouf. I'm gonna join Shiantology.

Shiantology by jho1744 May 11, 2009

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simanto

the fat nigga in 710

yo u built like an over inflated tortilla roll negl, u remind me of simanto

simanto by big snicker bar97 June 27, 2022

jung_simanto7

jung simanto is a kpop stan. Who stans BTS, BlackPink, Straykids and many more.

-Hey have seen new video of Jung_simanto7
-Yes he is amazing 😲

jung_simanto7 by Jung simanto is the best January 2, 2021

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Shimano Deal

Phrase used to take up time while waiting for brain to catch up. Also replaces any noun known to man. Origin - Northwestern Ohio.

When I get all my shit together we`ll go fix that shimano deal.

Shimano Deal by Mike Heythaler August 20, 2006

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