The Botten 

In poker, when a player's two hole cards are a 2 and a 5 of any suit.

When Stevey peeked at his hole cards and saw he was dealt a Botten, he instantly sprouted a fierce erection.

The Botten by Mr. OFace February 2, 2005

the Botting 

An amazing beverage native to Grove City, PA. The Botting is 1/6 100 proof Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps, 1/6 100 proof Captain Morgan's, and 2/3 Dr. Pepper.

Dude, I hear that you can order the Botting at the local bars!

the Botting by Francisco Mota May 31, 2011

batten the jop 

To use a blanket in place of a scarf

I didn’t have scarves this morning so I had to batten the jop

batten the jop by splendaasap January 14, 2019

batten the hatches 

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

batten the hatches by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2015

The Australian bottlenose 

The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.

I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well

The Australian bottlenose by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

batten the hatches 

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.

batten the hatches by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2014

Botted the Gibbon 

A variation on a old theme - alternative for
Screwed the Pooch

Dave really Botted the Gibbon on this years stats!

Botted the Gibbon by Danger Hugo November 21, 2023