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Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

slippery when wet 

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.
Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

Slippery When Wet 

A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.
Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."
Slippery When Wet by Bonzi83 December 18, 2022

Slippery When Wet 

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon
'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?

wet slipper 

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.
I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now