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loiterer 

A loiterer is a person with an interest in, a fondness for, or obsession with bus shelters. A bus shelter fancier, so to speak.

Loiterers come in all shapes and sizes, and some have particular fetishes. Among these sub-species can be found the micturater, the frotter and the vandal.
Did you see that loiterer photographing the amazing Soviet bus shelter just now?
loiterer by dormousemalone August 25, 2016
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loiterer 

One who has no life and stands around an area for an enormous amount of time for no apparent reason. A loiterer can be found usually on thier computer at McDonald's or in front of a 7-11 store.
I've been standing here for a long time... I must be a loiterer.
loiterer by DeepSeaHooyah January 18, 2016

Loiterer 

People who stand outside of apartment complexes, gas stations, convenience stores (etc.) for a prolonged period of time, doing what is apparently nothing. They might yawn a lot, lean against something, stare rudely at other people, or even shout for no apparent reason.

If you do this, screw you.
Bro 1: Let's go get something to eat bro
Bro 2: Sure but let's avoid exiting from the back, there's a bunch of loiterers over yonder, god knows what they'll do or say if you get near them

locker room loiterer 

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

Facebook Loiterer 

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.
Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.
Facebook Loiterer by gackslayer January 19, 2011

GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer)  

An ass hole that hangs around gay bars
That arsehole Chuck Jr the CFO.CPA is a GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer) and LOVES little boys.

wawa loiterers 

Group of people usually middle age men that hang out in front of convenience stores blocking the entrance and cursing to each other and stare at every car that pulls up most of these losers are either county workers or appear to be homeless.
Please get out of my way so I can enter I don't work for the county so I gotta go Wawa loiterers
wawa loiterers by superboy789 September 8, 2013