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Derpmates 

A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!
Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011
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dumpdate 

The act of informing one's peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. The Bristol Stool Scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.
Verb:

1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.

Noun:

1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
dumpdate by ukohaK May 15, 2014
Dummases: more then one .a lot of people.
Dummases voting for the man.

dumpdate 

the act of updating your status while taking a dump.
guy: what took you so long in the bathroom?

dude: hey, go easy on me, i had to dumpdate...
dumpdate by Walnut2011 October 18, 2011
A recreational activity involving the moving one's bowels on the dormat of an unsuspecting victim.

Persons skilled in "dumpmat" will bear specially modified "trapdoor" pants, which enable an individual to do the deed without having to drop one's pants or soil one's shoes.
Illustrious writer Tryan K. Traughn is highly skilled in the art of the dumpmat.
dumpmat by NoodlePorn April 6, 2005