Glaze Donut 

When your girlfriend falls asleep or passes out early, and you jerk off next to her, you ejaculate on her ass and by morning your cum dries like a glaze donut on her ass.

Beth had one too many last night, passed out, so I gave her a glaze donut for breakfast.

Glaze Donut by Mad Hater March 26, 2009

Glaze your donut 

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut

(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”

Glaze your donut by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020

Donut Glaze Syndrome 

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

Donut Glaze Syndrome by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Glazed donut 

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

Glazed donut by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Boston Glazed Donut 

When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.

Damn Jerry made one hell of a Boston Glazed Donut for Grandma Norma.

Boston Glazed Donut by BostonBaker June 27, 2017

Glazed donut with sprinkles 

When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."

Glazed donut with sprinkles by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Glazed Donut 

Term used in pornography and sex to describe when a butthole gets covered in semen.

He pulled out and glazed her donut.

Glazed Donut by BShizzle December 2, 2004