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beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...
"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."
beans on toast by juba73 January 16, 2005
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Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.

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Beans on toast by boop;) December 22, 2020

Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.
Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.
Beans on toast by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!
oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!
beans on toast by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Beans On Toast

Rover: I'm having beans on toast for breaky

Edgar: Oh that sounds oh so lovely
Beans On Toast by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.
I heard that they are into beans on toast.
Beans on Toast by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025