painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 25, 2015

pube salt

Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff

I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.

by zuzzy Foeller March 18, 2014

bathroom audible

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 11, 2014

shitsaurus

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.

Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 11, 2014

nub plowing

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

by zuzzy foeller January 25, 2015

office bathroom

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.

"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 11, 2014

fleshy eye

Clitoris.

I know I'm sexy but Amy wouldn't stop staring at me with her fleshy eye, it actually started to water.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 06, 2014