Definitions by zuzzy foeller

painting the wickets 

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

painting the wickets by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

beard salt 

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

beard salt by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

nub plowing 

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

nub plowing by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

shit pond 

A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.

Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.

shit pond by Zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014

pube salt

Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff

I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.

pube salt by zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014

bathroom audible 

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

bathroom audible by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

shitsaurus 

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.

Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014