Definitions by zutroy

import 

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

import by zutroy April 18, 2004

little britain 

too funny!

Friend #1 - Little Britain is too funny!
Friend #2 - Yeah I Know!

little britain by zutroy March 30, 2004

gun control 

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

gun control by zutroy March 2, 2004

ysb 

A confusing term used by Manchester United fans to infuriate scousers as they have no idea we're insulting them

ysb = YOU...SCOUSE...BASTARD!!

ysb by zutroy February 13, 2004

sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!

monty python anthem

sit on my face by zutroy February 12, 2004

bothered face 

a term used to show one that one does not care what one says to them about themselves or any other information

Emma: I slept with my boyfriend last night
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!

bothered face by zutroy February 11, 2004

chorer 

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax

ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer

chorer by zutroy February 11, 2004