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Deacon

A guy who has no spine and no rizz. He'll never speak up for himself. If there's a girl he likes he'll simp for her like a dog on a leash. He'll be permanently in a financial crisis because he's spending all his money for the girl he likes all for her to put him in the friendzone. Whatever her interests are he will force himself to enjoy those interests. Don't be a Deacon.
My friend is such a Deacon he has no money for food because he spent all his money gettin his girl a gift.
by zuhazana April 9, 2024
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cow

What you call someone that is really fat
by zuhazana August 5, 2016
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The 11th Hour

A term used often in the Overwatch League to describe teams taking a point at the very last second (aka during Overtime or at 99% control).
"And at the 11th hour, Shanghai Dragons retake Ilios and London has nobody left!"
by zuhazana March 10, 2019
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MIA

Term for a person, preferably a girl, that always ends up really salty and her soul ends up being "missing in action" (hence the name MIA)
My friend was such a MIA today because she got a 54 as her final average in Algebra.
by zuhazana September 4, 2017
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La Croix

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning
La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.
by zuhazana September 30, 2019
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california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them
Fuck, I got hit by a california driver
by zuhazana August 6, 2016
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Exkos

- What you call the Mexicans that hide in the bushes.

- ARAM players that never take mark
- Mexican fans of the Korean idol Karina
Look at those Mexicans hiding in the bushes across the Rio Grande! It's Los Exkos!
by zuhazana April 9, 2024
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