No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.
" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"
by zuhazana August 04, 2016
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November Aggies

a term used to describe the Texas A&M football team who always seems to choke away the playoffs in the month of November and lose every game.
Looks like the November Aggies have shown up a bit early after blowing a 44-10 lead!
by zuhazana September 08, 2017
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banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)
I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself
by zuhazana September 04, 2017
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La Croix

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning
La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.
by zuhazana September 30, 2019
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MIA

Term for a person, preferably a girl, that always ends up really salty and her soul ends up being "missing in action" (hence the name MIA)
My friend was such a MIA today because she got a 54 as her final average in Algebra.
by zuhazana September 04, 2017
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moth

originating from the Korean SBS show "Running Man", a moth is someone who always betrays their teammates/friends in games
Lee Kwang Soo is the biggest moth to exist on the show.
by zuhazana November 14, 2020
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texas driver

a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.
Damn I'm driving the speed limit and that texas driver behind me is all over my rear bumper!
by zuhazana August 06, 2016
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