Definitions by zorpidus

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

ball batter by zorpidus April 16, 2004

high ball 

Some kind of illegal substance, which when you take it you'll get high of. Usually comes in the form of a pill...

I don't know for sure, but I think this term was coined in an episode of "Punk'd". Ashton Kutcher 4 EVA!!!!1

Cop: Dude, whad'ya take, HIGH BALLS???
Dude: hfhgggfhgjd

high ball by zorpidus April 16, 2004

trve 

(adj.) Leet way of writing "true".

Dude 1: Who cares if she's sore??? More importantly: did you get head???
Dude 2: trve

trve by zorpidus April 16, 2004

semen stew 

(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.

Look at the semen stew on that girl's face. That'll crust any minute now. YUMMY!

semen stew by zorpidus April 16, 2004

yase 

Exclamation. Slang for yes. See also: yase

Dude 1: I got hawt Twanee Stone picture from a friend of mine. I'd like to suck his man meat.
Dude 2: YASE!!!1

yase by zorpidus April 16, 2004

hot oil 

It's a kind of oil that warms up upon contact with skin... I've seen this used in some naughty vids as a lube... Usually it's edible too, so the fun is tripled!!!1

I luv teh HOT OIL

hot oil by zorpidus April 16, 2004

aus 

(abbrev.) Anonymous Usage Statistics. All spyware has them.

Yay a new version of Winamp! I wonder if it sends anonymous usage statistics? I don't want AOL to know about all the bestiality on my hard drive...

aus by zorpidus April 16, 2004